Bubba and Junior

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 13-Sep-2006 2:02:57

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole in Pineville, La.
looking up. Connie the Blondewalks by and asks what they are doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," says Bubba,
"but we don't have a ladder."

Connie the Blonde takes a wrench from her purse, loosens a few bolts,
and lays the pole down.
Connie then takes a tape measure from her pocket, measures and
announces, "eighteen feet, six inches" and walks away.
Junior shakes his head and laughs. "Ain't that just like a dumb
blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length.


Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the
reconstruction of the New Orleans levees.

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 13-Sep-2006 5:03:39

lol. like it

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 13-Sep-2006 10:46:20

ha ha ha!

They're right, you know, why didn't she give them the hight not the length?

And, what I want to know is, who put the pole back up?

Bob

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 13-Sep-2006 11:06:01

guess we will never know.

lol

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 13-Sep-2006 11:24:31

LOL Bob, are you a blond too? Although I have to admit I also questioned who put the pole back up.

Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 13-Sep-2006 11:51:31

Christ no, Becky. I have white (was gray) hair. People call it distinguished, I call it lousy.

Bob